An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and

said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”.  He bent over,

picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said,

“If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with

you for one week.”

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to

the pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a

princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his

pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a

beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you

want.  Why won’t you kiss me?”

The engineer said, “Look I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend,

but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”

CONVERSATION OF A SOFTWARE ENGINEER & HIS WIFE

Husband: (Returning late from work)

“Good evening dear, I’m now logged in”.

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morning.

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found…

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied…………

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers,or are you just being
funny?

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are a useless.

Husband: It’s by default.

Wife: What about your salary?

Husband : File in use……. Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family?

Husband: Unknown virus.

fight-boredom:

Wise words….

(VIA: tumbl.re - Fight boredom!, Source: 9gag)

ipl2012:

Sachin in action against CSK in the opening match of IPL 2012. Click on the image to see more images of the match.

troymichaelharris:

he is risen! run for your lives!

staff:

Name Jake Fogelnest
Location Los Angeles (en route)

Comedian Jake Fogelnest started a one-man public-access TV show, SQUiRT TV, from his New York City bedroom when he was 14 years old. Two years later, the show moved to MTV, bringing celebrity guests into his bedroom. Jake has written for VH1’s Best Week Ever and regularly contributes to SNL’s “Weekend Update.” He currently hosts two shows on Sirius XM radio. This week, Jake moves to Los Angeles, to pursue his dream of making it big in Los Angeles.

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